Thank you for choosing to shop at Temporary Satisfaction, a DBA for Phat Toys LLC. Please read the following terms and conditions carefully before making any purchases on our website or in-store. By making a purchase, you agree to these terms and conditions:

1. Age Requirement: You must be 18 years or older to purchase any adult novelty products from Temporary Satisfaction. By making a purchase, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old.
2. Product Disclaimer: We sell adult novelty products for entertainment purposes only. These products are not intended for medical use, and we cannot guarantee their effectiveness or safety.
3. Privacy Policy: Your privacy is important to us. We collect and use your personal information only for the purpose of processing your order and improving your shopping experience. We do not sell or share your information with any third-party vendors.
4. Payment: We accept all major credit cards, debit cards, and PayPal for online purchases. In-store purchases can be made with cash, credit, or debit cards.
5. Shipping: We ship all orders discreetly and securely, using plain packaging and no visible branding. Shipping times may vary depending on your location and the availability of the product. We are not responsible for any customs fees or import taxes that may be incurred for international orders.
6. Returns and Exchanges: Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept returns or exchanges unless the product is defective or damaged. If you receive a defective or damaged product, please contact us within 14 days of delivery to arrange for a replacement.
7. Disclaimer of Liability: We are not liable for any damages or injuries caused by the use of our products. By purchasing our products, you agree to use them at your own risk.
8. Intellectual Property: All content on our website, including product descriptions, images, and logos, is protected by copyright and trademark laws. You may not use any of our content without our written permission.
9. Governing Law: These terms and conditions are governed by the laws of the state of California and any disputes shall be resolved in the courts of Long Beach, CA.

Thank you for shopping at Temporary Satisfaction. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us.